Mohammad Haider · Open to Work
B.S. Statistics & Data Science · 5 years across Microsoft and UVA · I build pipelines, dashboards, and models that hold up under scrutiny. Currently looking for my next role.
Available for full-time roles and select consulting engagements.
Services
ETL pipelines, data modeling, SSAS migrations, and cloud data architecture that scale reliably. I've processed hundreds of petabytes at Microsoft — I know what breaks at volume before it breaks in production.
End-to-end stakeholder analytics: requirements gathering, data sourcing, Tableau build, and delivery. I don't just hand over a dashboard — I make sure your team can actually use it.
Automated image generation pipelines, NLP-powered text analysis, and ML models built for practical use. I connect AI capabilities to real business outputs, not demos.
Selected Work
Mobile-first web app that scans Pokémon cards via camera (photo or live viewfinder), retrieves live market prices, and exports via shareable link or CSV. Built for collectors and trade-in sessions.
Live competitive rankings and meta breakdowns for Pokémon TCG. dbt + Snowflake pipeline → Flask dashboard with player profiles, archetype stats, and a tier system modeled on the games.
An 80s synthwave particle visualizer running in the browser: 60,000 GPU particles react to live audio via a custom GLSL shader. Curl-noise flow field, beat detection, 6 morphable shapes, cinematic auto-cut camera system.